here's one to try for those going to fast.. lol

[lil' mikey]

who knows might laugh them out of a ticket....

[roadrunner]

ill try that the next time i get pulled over. ive been lucky so far so it might help to have one in the bag... lol...im sure theyve heard it al before... :)

[lil' mikey]

I heard one about a guy for speeding. The cop asked " why are you driving so fast and did'nt pull over" the guy says " I thought you where the cop that stole my wife and was trying to give her back" lol

[Collarbone]

Heard this one once:

Cop - "I was waiting all day for you to come by here."

Rider - "I hurried as fast as I could."

No ticket.

[MikeG]

"I was only trying to keep a safe distance between me and the cars behind me"