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Jane Honda
03-09-2009, 05:43 PM
1. We have 4 speeds and many positions
2. We wear tight trousers and tall boots
3. We love getting dirty
4. We know how to ride our mounts
5. We perform well with animals
6. We like to be in control
7. We will ride it for hours
8. We know how to handle a big girth
9. We get off easy
10. We are always on top
11. We like it rough
12. We have our legs spread
13. We love using whips
14. Straddling is our natural position
15. We don’t mind being bucked around
16. Endurance riders do it longer, cross country riders like it fast, eventers do it three days/three ways, dressage riders like it with precision and elegance, but all riders like a good stallion

TOM-CAT
03-09-2009, 06:31 PM
Nice one Kris :clapping:

tlrmike99
03-09-2009, 07:02 PM
Of course, when your done with the horse, you have no time or energy to do any of that with the men in your life....:sad:

Jane Honda
03-09-2009, 07:25 PM
Speak for yourself! I gots plenty o' time for my man! :rad:

Triplespeed
03-12-2009, 10:37 PM
I used to have that issue also mike but it fixed itself with a girlfriend lol and no horses

Kelbor
03-13-2009, 12:12 PM
I used to have that issue also mike but it fixed itself with a girlfriend lol and no horses


Wait. Im confused. You dont have time for the men in your life or did you used to date horses? Now you have a girlfriend and dumped your horse? :thinking:

roadrunner
03-13-2009, 12:42 PM
Wait. Im confused. You dont have time for the men in your life or did you used to date horses? Now you have a girlfriend and dumped your horse? :thinking:



lol

89zx6er
03-13-2010, 03:55 AM
:rad: thats is soem funny sh1t my wife rides horses she has a t shirt kinda like that

FJMam
03-13-2010, 05:30 PM
Amen Sister!!

You do know why cowgirls are bow-legged.............................oh, never mind.........

roadrunner
03-13-2010, 11:03 PM
You do know why cowgirls are bow-legged.............................oh, never mind.........


there you go again!!!

FJMam
03-14-2010, 01:43 PM
I heard it had something to do with cowboy hats................................ya know?