Kelbor
02-08-2010, 09:52 AM
Dear RC-51 Owner (on 24th),
This madness has gone on long enough. I have never wished ill will towards anybody but you sir are pushing it - I almost wish some ass-hole thief would rescue your poor bike. Me and your bike have had a long and auspicious relationship. A couple of years ago I fell in love with the RC series and then you moved in across from my best friend! Your bike was my dream as I drove past it every day on my way to work. Your bike kept me hooked day after day, month after month, until I had saved enough skrill to go more then window shopping. Finnaly, finnaly, I found one I wanted and I got it. Then next week you put your RC on sale and I kinda half kicked my self in the butt for not waiting. Oh well, I still could lust after your bike every day (even while riding my RC past it) since your bike never sold (cardboard 'for sale' signs leaning against the bike that look like a panhandlers beggin' sign never do so well). Well it was all fun and games during the summer. Always thought it was risky to leave it out on the street on busy ass 24th but she aint mine so I could say nothing. Then it started raining. Jesus f-ing christ! There the RC sits - getting sapped and debris covered (like large branches after that wind storm) from the big ass Fir tree across the street from your house. Then it freezes. So did the RC. I am literally crying inside every stormy, freezing day I drive to and from work and see your beauty sitting there rusting and fading away. Today sir was the straw and the instigation for this letter. As I hit the 24th straightaway I failed to notice your tire sticking our between the cars that crowd the bike daily! Oh wait, there it is, laying on it Mother-f-ing side!!!. Tail all jacked up in the curb. Dude. What the F. Your bike didn't get knocked or pushed over, it is trying to escape the life you are giving it by committing suicide! Serously, I see you are from california so I can understand the "what it rain" attitude but day after day, month after month?!?! Ok, lets pretend your mommy and daddy bought it for your (doubtfull but....) Show then some respect and take care of your ish. Maybe you are a college student who doesn't care since it hard to pick up chicks with the single tail. Here's a few ideas for you...... Sell it cheap and buy beer and pot. Put it in your living room like somebody that cares. Leave it in a friends garage. Or how about this - buy a cover and put the girl in your back yard or in your driveway. Or even better yet, walk across the street and give it to my best friend - it will make its way to me where it would be loved and taken care of. Or, you could just leave it there and hopefully it will destroy itself to a condition that will make it useless to even a motorcycle thiefs who are probably watching it. What ever you do, DO SOMETHING!! You own a limited number classic bike - treat it like it!
Love,
Another RC lover
:idunno:
This madness has gone on long enough. I have never wished ill will towards anybody but you sir are pushing it - I almost wish some ass-hole thief would rescue your poor bike. Me and your bike have had a long and auspicious relationship. A couple of years ago I fell in love with the RC series and then you moved in across from my best friend! Your bike was my dream as I drove past it every day on my way to work. Your bike kept me hooked day after day, month after month, until I had saved enough skrill to go more then window shopping. Finnaly, finnaly, I found one I wanted and I got it. Then next week you put your RC on sale and I kinda half kicked my self in the butt for not waiting. Oh well, I still could lust after your bike every day (even while riding my RC past it) since your bike never sold (cardboard 'for sale' signs leaning against the bike that look like a panhandlers beggin' sign never do so well). Well it was all fun and games during the summer. Always thought it was risky to leave it out on the street on busy ass 24th but she aint mine so I could say nothing. Then it started raining. Jesus f-ing christ! There the RC sits - getting sapped and debris covered (like large branches after that wind storm) from the big ass Fir tree across the street from your house. Then it freezes. So did the RC. I am literally crying inside every stormy, freezing day I drive to and from work and see your beauty sitting there rusting and fading away. Today sir was the straw and the instigation for this letter. As I hit the 24th straightaway I failed to notice your tire sticking our between the cars that crowd the bike daily! Oh wait, there it is, laying on it Mother-f-ing side!!!. Tail all jacked up in the curb. Dude. What the F. Your bike didn't get knocked or pushed over, it is trying to escape the life you are giving it by committing suicide! Serously, I see you are from california so I can understand the "what it rain" attitude but day after day, month after month?!?! Ok, lets pretend your mommy and daddy bought it for your (doubtfull but....) Show then some respect and take care of your ish. Maybe you are a college student who doesn't care since it hard to pick up chicks with the single tail. Here's a few ideas for you...... Sell it cheap and buy beer and pot. Put it in your living room like somebody that cares. Leave it in a friends garage. Or how about this - buy a cover and put the girl in your back yard or in your driveway. Or even better yet, walk across the street and give it to my best friend - it will make its way to me where it would be loved and taken care of. Or, you could just leave it there and hopefully it will destroy itself to a condition that will make it useless to even a motorcycle thiefs who are probably watching it. What ever you do, DO SOMETHING!! You own a limited number classic bike - treat it like it!
Love,
Another RC lover
:idunno: