Ghosts - (PG-13, don't open at work or infront of children)

wesleyw · 06-16-2010, 11:53 PM

A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks,
'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their hands.

Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

About 40 students raise their hands.

That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

About 15 students raise their hand.

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'

Three students raise their hands.

That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'

Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

Ahmed replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."

willcbr600rr · 06-17-2010, 09:29 AM

ZX-14 · 06-17-2010, 10:13 AM

Well, I don't have a goat for you Wes, but will a donkey do?

**P.S. N.W.S & NO CHILDREN**

TOM-CAT · 06-17-2010, 10:54 AM

wesleyw · 06-17-2010, 01:37 PM

Ha ha that's code for a supermodel right?

ZX-14 · 06-18-2010, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wesleyw

Ha ha that's code for a supermodel right?

I don't know if I was just edited, but I had a link to a poor burro being humiliated by some middle eastern chap who was under night scope surveillance by some of our finest.

wesleyw · 06-18-2010, 10:38 PM

whoa, censorship? that's unamerican!

wesleyw · 06-18-2010, 10:38 PM

Or so John Cougar Mellancamp says... hahahaha I totally agree though.

Kelbor · 06-20-2010, 09:42 PM

Ghost rape is no laughing matter.......

06-16-2010, 11:53 PM	#1
wesleyw "Ninja" Turtle... Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Eugene Posts: 504	Ghosts - (PG-13, don't open at work or infront of children) A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raise their hands. That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' About 15 students raise their hand. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands. That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?' Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.' The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?' Ahmed replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats." __________________ Only those who have gone over the edge truly know where the edge is.

06-17-2010, 09:29 AM	#2
willcbr600rr Working on it!!! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Eugene Posts: 951	__________________ *Show me your friends, and I'll show you your future*

06-17-2010, 10:54 AM	#4
TOM-CAT Always Smiling While Riding :) Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Eugene, Fox Hollow area ;) Posts: 2,004	__________________ Life is short, ride it like you stole it! Steal my bike, and your life will be very short! If your bike is too pretty to ride hard, buy an uglier bike!* *Or crash it (three times), and it won't be quite so pretty.

06-17-2010, 01:37 PM	#5
wesleyw "Ninja" Turtle... Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Eugene Posts: 504	Ha ha that's code for a supermodel right? __________________ Only those who have gone over the edge truly know where the edge is.

06-18-2010, 10:38 PM	#7
wesleyw "Ninja" Turtle... Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Eugene Posts: 504	whoa, censorship? that's unamerican! __________________ Only those who have gone over the edge truly know where the edge is.

06-17-2010, 10:13 AM	#3
ZX-14 Texting while riding Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Eugene Posts: 509	Well, I don't have a goat for you Wes, but will a donkey do? P.S. N.W.S & NO CHILDREN

06-20-2010, 09:42 PM	#9
Kelbor Squid Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Eugene Posts: 370	Ghost rape is no laughing matter.......

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